Glee - "Hell-O"

I have a deep, deep love for everything "Glee".

Stupid statement, I know - who doesn't? But it's important to address this because....ugh, I really didn't like this week's new episode. I feel like I'm the only person who felt that way, second only to Jace over at Televisionary.

I won't go into a full-on rant, but I will bring up one MAJOR issue. Or at least it's major to me.

Lea Michele - babe, can we have a heart-to-heart? I love you. I do. I fell in love with you when you first sang "On My Own", in a way more beautiful than the original soundtrack version ever did. You kick ass. But darling - stop closing your eyes during songs!

"Hello" with Jonathan Groff? Beautiful. I could listen to that song all day, cause let's face it, you and Groff make sweetsweet music together. But lord girl, I can't enjoy watching that song because I started counting how many times you squinted your eyes shut as part of your "emoting". Girl. This isn't "America's Next Top Model" - your eyes don't have to express everything. Not to mention, they ain't expressing much of anything but pain when you keep them shut all the damn time. You've got a voice that most of us former choir girls would kill for. Use THAT to emote. Not your damn squinting.

I counted how many times you did it in "Hello". Do you really want to know how many times? Ok, first off - you are only singing for about 100 seconds in that song. AND YOU SQUEEZED YOUR EYES SHUT TEN DAMN TIMES. THAT'S ONCE EVERY TEN SECONDS!

Girl. Please. I love you. You have such chemistry when you are with the Groff. Especially when you look at him. So stop ruining the damn moment by scrunching up your pretty little face!

Hugs and kisses, love. Keep singing pretty, please.